Sorry, I don't own the photos to this one, but you have to check it out: poodle grooming gone haywire. It loaded kind of slowly on my computer, but it was worth it. Let it download while you wash the dishes or make carrot curls for the hors d'oervres. Then come back to the PC and . . . be prepared! :)
Oh yeah, the lawn goose reference has a long history that only Kate will truly understand. Maybe someday I'll write about it.